May 25, 2006

Female & Male Poems

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.


MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and
I don't give a shit.


May 1, 2006

The first Pyramid in Europe found in Visoko, Bosnia

The first ever Pyramid to be found in Europe, is going to be the discovery done by a group of archaeologists at Visoko region in Bosnia - Herzegovina. The Pyramid lies beneath a massive hill near Visoko city. It was estimated to be the tallest Pyramid on the earth discovered, with height of massive 722 feet. The researchers believe that with this height this Pyramid is a third taller than Egypt's Great Pyramid of Giza.

Hill in Visoko, Bosnia


The above photo shows how the hill looks like from the Visoko city. The perfect sides with 45 degrees angles must have stirred the curiosity of the researchers.




It is believed that from the satellite picture evidence, there must be two more Pyramids near by area.The excavation work is going to continue for more six months at the site just outside Visoko, about 20 miles northwest of the capital, Sarajevo.

Will this be the biggest discovery in the history?

For more information:
National Geographic
Boston Science News

Apr 26, 2006

Kodak EasyShare V610 Dual Lens Digital Camera

Kodak has release a new digital camera Easyshare V610. They say it is the world's smallest 10X optical zoom digital camera. Better experience yourself, may be a good deal for a $450.




Features:
10X optical zoom

KODAK RETINA Dual Lens Technology

Embedded BLUETOOTH® Wireless Technology

2.8 in. (7.1 cm) high resolution color display

Advanced video features

6.1 MP for prints up to 30 x 40 in. (76 x 102 cm)

On-camera picture enhancing features

Apr 24, 2006

Artist brings honour to Lanka

Tributes to my great teacher Lionel Ranaweera, the wellknown artist and teacher of Ananda College. I want to give my gratitude for bringing the honour for Sri Lanka. He has bred a whole lot of young artists in Sri Lanka. In every year his students of 'Jathika Lama Chitra Kala Padanama' brings a lot of gold, silver and bronze medals to Sri Lanka in international children's art competitions. Being a student, I was able to win a lot of medal in the recent past. I can remember those days how he brought up our creativity.

The following was extracted from the Daily News Jan 19, 2006 article.

Artist brings honour to Lanka



Lionel Ranaweera

VETERAN artist Lionel Ranaweera has been awarded the International Award for Best Art Teacher by the Nova Sagora Foundation of Bulgaria. The Award is given in commemoration of Prof. Stoyano Stoyanov.

Lionel Ranaweera is the first Sri Lankan art teacher to win this award.

Thirty-seven countries participated in the International Art Exhibition held in Bulgaria and Sri Lanka won the first place. The students of Jathika Lama Chitra Kala Padanama won all the prizes.

Lionel Ranaweera has won many silver and gold awards during his 36 years of teaching and promoting art among children.

His services have been recognised by many other countries such as Czecholovakia, Romania and Japan.

- RSK